A Twinkie Bailout: Nationalize Hostess a White House Petition Reads

Can you imagine a world without Twinkies, Ding Dong's, and HoHo's? It may be a sign the Mayans were right about the end of the world coming in about a month's time. As I type this it does look like Twinkie the Kid has met his match, that is unless a new petition at the White House Web site inspires President Zero to push a Twinkie Bailout.

The petition calls for the nationalization of Hostess snack cakes.

"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.

This is more proof these idiot liberals don't know their president. After four years of the Obama administration attacking the junk food industry, one would guess other than the union aspect, which drove Hostess into the ground, Obama would be celebrating Hostess's demise. After all, the only good junk food in America is the junk food the Obama's eat on their vacations on camera adding inches to Michelle Obama's ass. Other than that, junk food freedom and equality isn't something the Obama administration promotes.