Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Obama and Captain Hook 2012


In a surprise move today, Obama fired Vice President Joe Biden and asked Captain Hook to be his running mate. Obama noted the skills of pirates who often steal from the wealthy in an illegal redistribution of wealth scheme. Joe Biden is taking the news hard, but noted he can't compete with Captain Hook when it comes from stealing from the rich.

Meanwhile, more Americans are struggling to find jobs, make their house payments, and put $4 a gallon gas in their cars as Obama celebrated International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I'm not kidding.

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